There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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sarah taylor

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Are you Drew?

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Black people. They are so kind.

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MICHAEL

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Vagina ass.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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