- Anti Joke

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Shut the cork up!

No it isn't.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Hi my name is Jim

i like tits

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

fack me!

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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