- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

this is a joke

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

wanna hear a joke? not really

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

mc hammers income.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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