Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Men's Sports

Your Mom.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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