- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

whats 2+2? 4

How did the girl die? 25.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Jason Connor.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What number comes after 29? 30.

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