- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A russian gives away vodka.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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