a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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who smells? •Liam

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Penis penis poop butt

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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your a towel.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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a ginger has a soul

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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