Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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24!

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69

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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