Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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