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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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I like to eat people

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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