- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 women were sitting quietly

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Republicans

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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