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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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