A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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twilight

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Hearpin my durp

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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