- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Once upon a time.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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