Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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knock knock

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Gestapo.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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