What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Watch your lips.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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