Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

PENlS.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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