what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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knock knock who's there?

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What are we then hypocrites?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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