- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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