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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What number comes after 29? 30.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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