Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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