Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Sorry boss

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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