Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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LOL May Wong

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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