What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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