Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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