- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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