Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Working hard or hardly working????

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

I hate black people. Because their black.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Bumsniffer

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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