Where's my tractor?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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