- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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