What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Lebron Traveled

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Your Mom

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

c+t+c?

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

The WNBA.

what is stupid and reading this you

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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