- Anti Joke

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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