What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Woman's rights

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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