what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Barack Obama

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What is worse

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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you will die someday

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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