knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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robin, get in the car.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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