What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats9+10 19

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Anne Frank.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

I cant think of one (._. )

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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