Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Communism

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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