what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Hellen Keller

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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ps3

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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minced oaths

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Amputations.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

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