- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What is next?

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

whats pale and white your ass.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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