- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

gay rights

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

balls in ya mouf

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Women's rights

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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