- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Will gropes Ebola victims

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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