Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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