An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Left. That one direction...

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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