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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Obama-Care

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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whos gay? you are

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What is worse

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Once upon a time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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