What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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