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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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