Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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