A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Patrick is gay

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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