What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Poop

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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