- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

hey bill!

Ben Colbert is gay

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

I'm taken

Busted? What the hell is going on?

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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