- Anti Joke

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

I have read the Terms of Service.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

21 Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.