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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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