There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Whats 0+0 0

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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