Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

women leaving the kitchen

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Knock Knock No one answers....

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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