JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Hello

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

How much is an abortion? A life

YOU IS DUM

Anal cheese curds.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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