Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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GAY PEOPLE

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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toast points

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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nice shorts.

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