- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

What time is it? 10:58

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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