what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Frown is a four letter word.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

ugh good riddance

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Is this a chair?

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

alert("The Game");//

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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