Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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